how will you love me

how will you love me is a phrase of ‘how will you fuck me’, and is often used to ask a sexual partner how you will be fucking them that night.

girl: how will you love me?
boy: hard and rough

by lesbiabbird May 15, 2020

how big is your macbook?

how big is your penis?

Hey dude how big is your macbook? Mine is like a 17 inch.

by dankfooty January 15, 2011

How many jugs?

A measure of how drunk one needs to be before having sex with a person. Also used to define how attractive said person is. Usually used in a bar or club by males. The higher the number of jugs, the more drunk one needs to become, hence the less attractive the person is.

Kyle: See that chick over there, how many jugs?
Tim: Not really my type but... 2.

by anthubc2010-howmanyjugs October 20, 2010

how not to be popular

How NOT to be Popular is a book written by all of the lame and uncoordinated. it tells you how to not have friends and make many enemies.

Have you read How NOT to be Popular? well obviously because you act and dress like that.

by Little Miss Uncoordinated February 26, 2009

how no

Comes from 'kako ne' meaning 'how no' in Macedonian.
When in some sort of dispute where there is no chance the contrary can do what they are requesting.

Can I take the VLT out for a quick spin?

HOW NO! stay and watch the kids.

by simcheto November 3, 2009

How Long You Been Teain

As Adam W. would say " I Been Teain since i been Teain!

Adam how long u been teain?

by Jesse R May 27, 2004

how doo

Odd internet colloquialism for "How do you do", or "how are you", or any particular queries about the state of ones being.

How doo you this fine day?

by Captain Blasto November 23, 2004