Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

hobocide

When a "hobo" is murdered. Hezzy is retarded.

He killed a hobo! Call the hobocide detectives!

by Geno March 24, 2003

hobopower

A measurement of stink. 1-100+ Created by Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew, the hosts of Loveline.

"That rotten egg has a hobopower of 15"

by left_arm_to_the_vending_machine December 29, 2004

hobosynthesis

The process by which transients and other urban outdoor expiditioners generate carbohydrates and oxygen from carbon dioxide, water, and light energy into energy enough to wake up and move around.

The sun came up and warmed the hobo enough to move from the park bench to the soup kitchen. Obviously, there was some sort of chemical reaction from the heat of the sun that converted the starches from the potato vodka into energy via hobosynthesis.

by marvinthemartian January 6, 2010

Hobosexual

A person who will have sex with anyone for a roof over their head for a night and a shower.

She will sleep with anyone with a bed, such a hobosexual.

by Tr1pod November 18, 2018

Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

Hobostank

The odor that eminates from a homeless person or Hobo.

Damn, I walked past and caught a big whiff of Hobostank.

by Android181 June 11, 2005