boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

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Fupal Hematoma

1.) The resultant injury of a frog knuckle to the fupa. 2.) The mouse-sized lump that shows up on the Butt in Front (BIF) following a failed act of self-love on a stationary bike.

Big Rosie wouldn't move, so Lil Chrissy popped her in the not-knot and left her with a *fupal hematoma* that looked like a Kermit kiss on her Miss Piggy

by Dubdeuce April 4, 2023

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River helmet

Tha axt of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

While floating down the river my wife gave me an amazing river helmet.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

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River helmet

The act of giving oral sex while floating down the river.

On our last floating trip, my wife gave me such an amazing river helmet, that I ejaculated in her mouth.

by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

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nacho helmet

A batting helmet with no ear protection. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud are famous purveyors of this helmet.

Got to love Reggie’s nacho helmet and dark glasses at the plate.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

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A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.

Reggie looks great in his nacho helmet and dark glasses.

by Craig M99 August 3, 2023

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