goon

- someone who is very sexually active

- someone that pulls all the bitches

girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?

girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill

by kameakane July 29, 2022

Goon

Genesis

This goon was absolutely bewildered

by MANTRA1 August 1, 2022

Goon

A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.

My friends and I participate in Goon activities.

by Goon1776 August 18, 2022

Goon

to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.

Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!

by gr1110 August 19, 2022

goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner

On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner

by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022

goodnught

this means that you have accidentally misspelled goodnight, whether you were too lazy to fix it or you were typing too fast and didn’t notice it was spelt incorrectly.

“goodnught bestie!”
“goodnught? wdym?”
“it means i misspelled it. don’t be so rude.”

by slayedalldayed July 6, 2022

Glornops the Nightmare Machine

A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth

Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."

by preeves_ July 8, 2022