goblin

1. Weird, epic brat
2. William A.'s spirit animal

"Wow, I never realized what a total goblin he was until now."

by Eddaaa August 30, 2013

Crotch goblin

A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.

That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!

by Cpiddy7 March 6, 2021

Goblin mode expert

Goblin mode is a variation of the cowgirl sex position where the person on top has their hands and feet planted onto the other person and simultaneously grunting and occasional manic laughing. A goblin mode expert is this but the person on top never breaks character. Enjoys it so much sometimes they lose themselves and cannot control themselves even after the person on bottom has had enough. Be careful out there.

Oh no she’s a goblin mode expert!

by Hlab hlab March 4, 2022

loot goblin

A player in fortnite named AboToes

AboToes won't shut up about loot

AboToes took all of our loot, what a loot goblin

by xxxtentacionlad April 15, 2018

Chocolate Goblin

An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.

"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"

by jebudas666 October 16, 2009

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

Goblin

A very unattractive female

"Bro, whatever you do, don't make out with that Goblin. That would be such an L."

by dmvwords May 22, 2018