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gracious grandmother

The gracious grandmother (often shortened to GG) is the act of soaking ones hand in water until it becomes wrinkled, and then using the wrinkled hand to masturbate while pretending it is an old woman masturbating you, perhaps even your grandmother.
It's been awhile since I've masturbated, I think I'll give myself a gracious grandmother.
by chrisd2345 December 27, 2008
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Grandparent

"Hey there go my back-up parents!"
"Don't you mean grandparents?"
"They're my back-up parents!
by grandparent January 27, 2014
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grandfather cock

When you're trying to shop for some antique grandfather clocks for your paps but then you unfortunately forget the "l" in "grandfather clock" and now you wish you were dead.
Poor Fool: *mistakenly types 'grandfather cock', clicks on 'images'*
*questionable things appear*
Poor Fool: AH DEAR GOD GET THE BLEACH
by Vladdy45 April 26, 2019
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GrandMAAAAH

Something to moan when either:
1. Your having sex with a G.I.L.F.
2. You are climaxing when your grandmother walks in
We call Grandma Betty GrandMAAAAH ever since she walked in us.

When fucking a G.I.L.F. instead of moaning her name, replace it with GrandMAAAAH.
by aquapinch7 September 7, 2009
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Grandmatronize

Talking down to someone as if they are your Grandma.
Don’t grandmatronize me! I’ll kick your skinny ass all over this house.
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Grandmapocalypse

Grandmapocalypse Grandmapocalypse Grandmapocalypse
by )'o'( August 23, 2019
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grandmas kisses

when you "kiss" someone with your asshole while they're eating it/rimming you
"i love your grandmas kisses"
by cornychips June 4, 2021
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