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cock and glock

The "cock and glock" is an iconic sex move where after having sex with your girlfriend (cocking her), you just fucking shoot her in the head with a glock.

Not to be performed. Ever.
"What happened to Stacy?"
"Oh, I cock and glocked her.
"Oh."
by petri_ June 14, 2020
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Schrödinger's Gloryhole

When you're at a glory hole and you're not sure if the person that's sucking your dick is man or women so its both gay and not gay
" Is that a man or women sucking my dick" (its Schrödinger's Gloryhole)
by Arty_boi October 16, 2021
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glove slap

Challenging people to duels knowing they won't accept, all just to get your way
by pseudio October 27, 2010
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loves the gloves

When referring to someone who is a homosexual.

Derived from a legendary figure from Halifax, Canada with a homoerotic leather glove fetish. He is known to frequently pick up unsuspecting drunk men who mistake him for a cab. He then pushes his leather glove sales on the intoxicated passenger and in some cases requests to have them drive his car while wearing the gloves. These reports date back at least a decade.
Richard: "That chick is obsessed with Nathan. Is he going to bone her or what?"

John: "Nah, I think he loves the gloves"
by 234897324 October 10, 2018
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glom

v.t. - to cling with sudden suction
"She glommed on to him like a duck on a june bug."
by pattygoat February 24, 2004
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Globohomo

Portmanteau of "Globalist Homogenization", and a critique of capitalism which claims that it is erasing cultural identities and traditional beauty. This is evident in the pervasive, samey-looking modern architecture styles (usually ones that are full of glass), that purport to be "modern" and "progressive" but are actually just ugly and depressing. Another example is the "corporate art style", known as "alegria", that is universially condemned as hideous.

Often mistakenly believed to be a portmanteau of "globalist homosexual" by both alt-right troglodytes and their critics. Globohomo is instead a critique of corporatism and how it homogenizes and devalues culture in the name of a futuristic utopian ideal. Everyone who is not a technocratic elite hates it for its fakeness and mass-produced nature, which is the same reason people tend to dislike kitsch art.
Person 1: Why does every city in the world look the same?
Person 2: Globohomo doesn't care about beauty because it's expensive.
by UDUser4820 March 3, 2022
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glory hunter

Someone who supports a team in the Premier League that is fashionable and/or very successful at the time. In recent times used in reference to a Chelsea fan due to their rapid success now they have loads of money from a dodgy Russian.
"They aren't real fans, they're just a bunch of glory hunters jumping on the bandwagon!"
by half orange December 11, 2008
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