fire drill

A method for getting no-longer-wanted company up off your couch and out the door.

“Come on, Bottom, fire drill!”
“Wait, I’m not done telling you about the cool dream I had during my nap.”
“The house is on fire, Bottom! Go, go, go!”

by Bottom Ford, Esq March 21, 2014

fire in the forge

A man has to pee but holds it through a 2 or more hour presentation. When it's painful pleasantry finally comes out, that is a fire in the forge.

You alright man? You held that five hours!
Yeah, I had a real fire in the forge.

by The 69th Moose February 10, 2015

Fire In The Hole

A male fills his mouth with vodka during anal sex. While the anal cavity is widely opened he projects the contents of his mouth into the anus.

"my girlfriend hates me"
"why man?"
"last night I gave her a 'Fire in the Hole'"

by xander man February 25, 2015

Fire pack

An attractive male/female.

Boy 1: Bruh you see that pic Karen with the booty posted on IG ???

Boy 2: yea Damn Karen is a fire pack.

by mynameispapi November 12, 2015

Fire Hazard

A woman who says no to anal sex. So-called because when the back door is closed, a building has only one entrance.

Jay: Weren't you dating Jen?
Yeah, it turns out she's a fire hazard. She jus wouldn't let me hit the booty hole.

by alfalfa31 January 4, 2017

Fire it up

The act of doing cocaine

“Should we do some cocaine?”

“Okay! Let’s fire it up!”

by Fireitupbelly April 2, 2018

Fire-Sailing

Burning California’s Democrat-nursery to disperse Democrat voters into red states.

Instead of gerrymandering to move the districts every ten years, we can do some Fire-sailing to move the voters whenever we want...

by SweetAtAll September 10, 2018