alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.

i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010

Firing Line

The act of walking into a fast-food establishment with a large group of 12 or so people and ordering a meal. After meal is prepared line up in a parallel line with the counter to distribute food. After distribution the leader of said group shouts "FIRE" at which the group throws the food back at the cashier, cooks, etc. Then upon completion of the act the group leaves the establishment.

Leader: 12 Big Macs please.
Cashier: Of course that will be insert amount here.
(after receiving food)
Leader: Would you mind if we form a line to better organize, a firing line if you will?
Cashier: Not at all.
Leader: Okay, so everyone's meals are correct?
Group: Yeah.
Leader: Right then, FIRE!

by Scrammbles September 20, 2011

Dirty Firework

Any sexual act caused by or relating to Katy Perry.

Guy1: Man, last night I did a dirty firework!
Guy2: Yeah man, whenever I watch Katy Perry's music videos I cream myself.

by BabyI'mAFirework June 20, 2011

box of fire

When a woman has been infected with a rampant slew of STDs in,on and around her 'box'

Mike: whoa look at that hottie, ide hit it!
Steve: NO! Stay away from it! That chic has a 'box of fire'!!

by seriouslysarahp December 21, 2009

fireman's blanket

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

by Kez00007 March 9, 2007

Spanish Firecracker

This unique maneuver happens when one male adds a hefty amount of "tex mex" spice onto the shaft of his genitalia. This male would then proceed to penetrate a male/female rectal sphincter and thrust rather violently to marinade the anal cavity of the recipient. The receiver's asshole will feel like it is on fire or better yet, feel as if a dozen firecrackers are going off inside of them. If necessary the male may choose to extinguish these "flames" or "explosions" by ejaculating into the anus, or you may leave the recipient in an excessive amount of discomfort.

I came home from work one evening and my bitch didn't have supper ready, so i gave her a Spanish firecracker and that learned her.

by Logan Waugh February 13, 2008

from first to last

FFTL is a screamo band from Gainsville, Florida (except Sonny's from California, Derek is from there too, but moved to Florida to go to school. Travis is from Georgia. Matt's from Florida. Not sure where Jon is from). Matt is on guitar and does back up vocals, Sonny is on lead vocals and guitar for Kiss me I'm Contagious. Travis screams and does lead vocals on Kiss me I'm contagious and plays guitar. Jon screams or does "throat" and plays bass. Derek plays drums. Their debut EP was Asthetic with their original singer Phil and their debut albumn on Epitaph was Dear Diary My Teen Angst has a Bodycount with Sonny as their new singer, when Phil left before recording any vocals on Dear Diary.

I heart From First to Last

by Katie March 16, 2005