February 28th

People on born on February 28 have the biggest dicks and have the best personality’s and if you where born on this date your just sexy af

Oh he has a big dick he was born on February 28th

by Angie_Is_an_L May 9, 2022

February -0th

February -0th is national 'Noclip Day'. Everyone on February -0th has to noclip. Too bad humanity hasn't vanished yet. This is because the event cannot occur due to it being on the -0th day in February.

Person 1: "Hey guys, it's February -0th. You know what that means!"

by The Guy Stuck in Level Eleven November 3, 2022

February 20

National annoy your friend day

“Hey man it’s February 20 you know what that means”
“Time to annoy each other

by FIVE GUYS gc November 5, 2022

February 31

Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????

Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP

by cheya69420 November 12, 2022

February 14

Give your valentine a card asking for a kiss

Person 1: "Oh its February 14th, you know what that means?"
Person 2: " Fine I'll ask her for a kiss"

by Hazaxxxxxx January 2, 2022

February 10th

a day when cute/fugly mfs are born (there no in between biatch 🙄)

Gawd Dayum she’s so cute “yeah bro shes born on February 10th”

Gawd Dayum she’s so fugly “yeah she’s born on February 10th”

by glockinmyrawrie. January 7, 2022

February 18th

National leave people on delivered day

Hey have you heard of February 18th it’s national leave people on read day

by Ezra bolen January 8, 2022