College Footballed

A football term for when an awful team (Professional, College, or High School level) allows 40+ points while simultaneously scoring less than 20 points.
A: Did you see how bad they lost?
B: Yeah, they totally got college footballed.
by Idkwuttoputhere17 November 11, 2021
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Footballically

When something is defined in footballing terms
Geographically it’s not correct but footballically it is.
by Kkkddk June 19, 2023
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Scotty Football

An East Grand Rapids Legend. Former lock down corner turned into all star quarterback. Lethal in the classroom soon to be ivy bound. Wheeled the hottest women in EGR history.
Shattuck is so lucky he got to coach Scotty Football. Scotty Football is an absolute legend did you see that pylon dive?
by Kyle McHugh September 06, 2023
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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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Football-Neek

Some one who is a football nerd and/or geek
by Bread on a tree August 17, 2023
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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Chocolate Football

A bold and utterly outrageous move where one partner "hikes" a poop out their ass like a football, and the other partner attempts to "throw the pass" Bonus style points for form, a clean spiral, and enthusiastic touchdown celebrations afterward.
"Bro, last night she dared me to try the Chocolate Football, and let’s just say... I nailed the throw, but we need new sheets."
by Greyghost90 December 12, 2024
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