One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.
by Oosky84 December 4, 2011
Get the spazzy eyemug. Jay: Dude, you were so busted checking out that chick in Taco Bell.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.
Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
Justin: I couldn't help it. Her boobs were like eye gravity.
Bob: I passed some dude on a motorcycle wreck on the way to work. Didn't want to see his mangled body around that tree, but the eye gravity was too strong.
by Spydg July 29, 2010
Get the Eye Gravitymug. The state of existing where someone has a sense of coldness about them or coldness of their heart. Almost unsympathetic in every way.
by Hyda April 20, 2020
Get the arctic eyesmug. A pizza delivery person with crossed eyes that can drive and watch the road while at the same time identifing an address to deliver his pizza.
Dave has a handyman that does yard work for him that has pizza eye. He can cut the grass and watch the dogs at the same time.
by OneBigDaddy September 19, 2018
Get the Pizza Eyemug. by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023
Get the Pork Eyemug. Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!
by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019
Get the bi-eyeingmug. when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught
by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013
Get the False eyesmug.