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England

A nice little country sitting next to France, Spain, Portugal, Germany, and Norway! the people here are quite normal and do not speak all posh like in american films ,nor do they sit around all day drinking tea and eating scones! we do sometimes like a bit of tea and cake, but we also love the fizzy stuff and ice-cream.

We are not that obsessed with football, some of us would rather do cartwheels down hills or watch an awsome tv programe like Doctor who, Lost, Heroes, the X-Factor, Eastenders, My Family or something depressing and worring like Panorama. sometimes Americans decide to copy Brit TV programes which is annoying, but we do love some American tv shows!

We have also produced some wicked Authors: Jk Rowling -Harry potter, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens or Shakespeare! there are also some cool musicans and stuff, Queen, Leona Lewis, The Beatles, The Who and a load of other cool people! we have plenty of awsome actors too! we also gave the world: King Arthur, the knights of the round table and Merlin. we have a lot of history!

most of us have no idea why some people, ehem, AMERICANS, have taken a strong dislike to the English,(probably just jealous of our unpredictable weather) which is silly since some of us have never met an american and most have never offended one.

we are nice. ignore the government and all that. they annoy us too. we hate homework, animal cruelty, maths, double maths, spiders, peas and Twilight. Well I do anyway!
England is full of people. 6 million roughly.

England has a silly sense of humour

England is over there.
by carrotqawfjmnbvdsa\ertuyikjmnb January 11, 2010
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Cheat engine Forums

This is a great general discussion and computer forum. It no longer has much to do with cheating or hacking, at least in the most popular sections. These sections include "Random spam", "Computer talk", General discussions", and "Art". The forum also includes many sections concerning the use of Cheatengine and hacking specific games. How did this happen? In April 2009, the maplestory section was removed from the forum. This was a big hit to the popularity of the forum because of how many of the senior members dwelled there. That was when a HUGE wave of idiots came to the forum ready to be spoonfed "EP1K HAX" for the games made by Artix Entertainment llc. The most faggot infected section was the Adventure Quest Worlds section. This all changed when in October 09, by request of AE, all of those sections were removed. Every last fucktard there left without a trace. Now, CEF has a smaller community, mostly in Random Spam.
WHY DOES HIS SIG SAY DEREP ME?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!?!?!????!!111

It's a script, fag. Everyone on Cheat engine forums is totally overusing it.
by Phox@CEF December 20, 2009
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Pidgin English

Dis is da kine language used by locals and surfahz dat stay back in da 808 state usually when locals move down 2 da mainland cuz dey momz and dey dad like move down deah mos da kidz i kno still try fo bring sumthin down from hawaii onlee ting is dey get no waves in dis haole states dat no mo watah so dey go an speak da kine but in hawaii da pidgin stay live and can alwayz speak wheneva u like. WARNING:haoles and tourist please don't try 2 speak pidgin u going get derrty licknz don't say i neva wet warn yooh!
BRADDAH#1:ey bah u know da dum haole boy went make fun of me cas i went speak da pidgin?
braddah#2:c now what happenz when u go 2 da haole state!
by dA kinE fiSh OuttaH WatAH 808 October 13, 2003
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engadget

by imacmatt09 August 30, 2007
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masturbatorial engineer

Engineer with an emphasis in masterbation. Is usually well informed on lubrication viscosities and form. Will also spit out complicated algorithims while in the act of ejaculation.
I consulted a masturbatorial engineer to help reduce the stroke required for proper ejaculation.

I was going to be a civil engineer, because I wasn't smart enough to be a masturbatorial engineer.
by Lucky Johnston February 25, 2009
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Queens English

Gramatically correct English. Plain, to the point, free of euphamisms, jargon, slang, inuendo, etc.

There are some who deride the Queen's English as too exacting, too demanding, and accuse it of being a tool to discredit those who may have a valid point, but lack formal education, and are inarticulate, and use slang and incorrect grammar. The answer, of course, would be to give everyone a formal education, not to reject the proper pronounciation of words.
I say "ignant," not "ignorant." "Ignorant" is in the Queen's Englisn, and the Queen's English is a tool of the Man to keep us down!

Dude, you have an ivy league education, you can pronounce "ignorant" correctly, so do it. It's downright insulting for a middle-class intellectual like yourself to go around mimicking the voice patterns of urban blacks on principle. It doesn't matter what color you or they are, it matters that you're the one with the college education and they're the ones who can hardly put food on their tables.
by Teh ded Pope April 9, 2005
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Industrial Engineering

The major that my idiot pledge son thought would be fun to experiment with, causing his head to explode following second semester finals. Also known as an excuse to not sleep for 3 days straight.
Zach: Hey dude what are you doing
Nick: Drinking
Zach: I wish my life didn't suck but id does because I'm in Industrial Engineering.
by Fuzzy buns Mcgee May 9, 2005
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