Edwardism

To be loving of peppermints loves his or her mom. And is very kind.

Edwardism approves of you.

by Sloth Forever October 5, 2020

edward

annoying, rude, old ass name, has a cool older sister, make friends with his sister trust me

Edward: Hey wanna be friends
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

Eddd (Edward)

is loyal, smart, assertive, independent and someone you can always count on to be there for you. He is handsome with a smile that lights up the room and could make you laugh instantly someone like you’ve never met before. He isn’t a follower and will make his own path with his own creativity. One would say he is a real trap god, the definition of a go getter/hustler. Always fashionable when he steps out. But with all these attribute above all he remains humble and is always helping those around him succeed as much as himself.

Eddd (Edward) is a teddy bear underneath his tough exterior

by 23Island November 27, 2021

Edward's Law

States that if one has more than on lasagna stacked in a vertical manner, then one still has one lasagna.

Edward's equation:

1L+NL=1L; where N=number of lasagnas

How my mom made 5 lasagnas but she put them on top of each other so by using Edward's Law I still only have one lasagna.

by Haroldbacon March 22, 2022

Cameron Edwards

Is a fat wombat who with a small dick who I can’t write much about because he’s achieved absolutely nothing in his life that worth mentioning, pretty chirpy young kid considering what’s he’s done in his life, hopefully one day he’ll become a name

Cameron Edwards is a no name

by Someone that you wish you were June 1, 2020

John Edward

A semi introvert. A cold person at first. He doesn’t talk much and doesn’t give a damn to others. He’s quiet and mysterious. You will not see him in crowded and loud places. But once you know him and he gives his trust to you, he’s the most fun person to be with.

He’s a jokester. He loves to laugh with the persons he trust the most. A great friend, always giving a helping hand.

John Edward is very caring. He’s the most loving person you’ll ever meet. If by any chance you’re in a relationship with John Edward, he will make you feel like a queen with a real king.

He loves to be in a serene place with his girl. Physical touch is his love language. Caress him and surely he’ll go crazy. Love him 100 percent and he’ll give you 1000% love back.

He loves his little girl/bebe/laloves/lovebug so much.

John Edward is one of a kind.

John Edward is for keeps.

Little girl is so blessed to have him.

You’re so lucky with your boyfriend! He’s so John Edward!

by tlegirl00 March 9, 2022

Edward Jizzard Hands

When a man has sex with his woman, pulls out, and proceeds to ejaculate into his hands.

I was a real Edward Jizzard Hands last night, my sister-in-law caught me red handed

by Jizz hands October 18, 2017