Edward Teach

trash; literal garbage.

"I sold Edward Teach," said Kevin very proudly. "He sucks."

by gal67 November 24, 2018

Eduardo Perera Guzowski

He is the absolute best person alive and everyone loves him. He is sexy and just amazing. He is strong and super intelligent. Usually he has hazel brown eyes and brown hair. He loves sports especially football. All the girls love him because he is a super likable guy. He is the best person in the whole world.

Eduardo Perera Guzowski is Sooooo amazing.

by Edu117 April 21, 2019

Sex Edward

The practice of preaching abstinence to impressionable young schoolgirls.

"I don't want my kids learning about birth control. Sex Edward is the only way to go."

by Christina13 February 7, 2010

Edward-itis

N: A disease of the mind where the victim suffers feelings and emotions very similar to the ones Edward Cullen experiences while dating Bella Swan. Symptoms are: Being absolutely convinced you like the other person more than they could possibly like you, Being jealous of people you usually think of as beneath you, constantly being concerned over the safety of your lover, and having a desire to drive them everywhere in your shiny silver car.

Steve was wracked with emotions he had never felt before while dating Tiffany. He couldn't focus on anything else because he was so jealous of others around her and concerned that she could never fully return the enormous emotion he felt for her. He was suffering Edward-itis.

by Shidoni8 March 18, 2009

edvards

The same as idiot or stupid

You're such a fucking edvards

by edvards September 27, 2020

edward cullin

Edward Cullin is a character from the Twilight series. He is also the heart throb of many teens and young adults these days.

He is a vampire. He's 17. But he's been seventeen for about a century now. But he falls in love with Bella Swan. And Bella loves him back.

As the story continues, Edward Cullin is MINDFUCKING Bella Swan, but they get back together.

It ends happily, but to find out more, read the book Twilight yourself.

Edward Cullin is the most beautiful white guy I have ever seen. Ever.

by edwardcullinisagoodfishy June 21, 2009

Edvard

A guy who gets his sister hardly fucked by Nicolai, he also has a massive head and likes to stikk a cucumber in the ass

Oohh look at that ugly edvard!

by UnknownHackerUSA123 November 7, 2022