Cross eyed clittylicker

When a girl gets licked so good she goes cross eyed while the performer is speaking in tounges wile she cums on their face

I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.

by Nipple nose November 4, 2017

The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

cross eyed crippler

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.

That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016

Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 31, 2013

Cross Eyed High

When you're so high off dat dank, you can't keep you shit together, much less your fucking eyes.

"Yo bro, Tommy just hit dat dab so hard, i think he got cross eyed high like a mofo"

by Brithefriguy November 23, 2018

Ei Stan

It's a type of person who thinks that Ei from the game Genshin Impact is the superior archon to the other 3 (Nahida, Zhongli and Venti). Those people can be easily spotted in the comment sections of various edits/comparisons between Ei and other characters. People like this are extremely annoying and braindead. They don't pay attention to the lore most of the time.

Person 1: Wow I really like Zhongli!

Person 2: ei solos tho

Person 1: ew an Ei Stan

by tzewkikagen October 1, 2022

3 Eyed Dildo

The 3 eyed dildo is very expensive if you spent all your money on donating to Belle Delphine's OnlyFans spending almost £40 just to look at naked gamer girl pictures.

Leah: Hey girrrrl, you heard about that 3 Eyed Dildo? I might ask my boyfriend to get me one or i can just take his phone and use his card so he think's he lost his phone and it went under the bed. Well who cares if it's the same as every dildo at least I can show off!

by animelover69drinkinwine September 26, 2020