Earping

When a guy goes out with a girl who is hotter than him and cheats with a girl that is uglier than her or vice versa

She was way too good for that ass anyway but I can't believe he was earping.

That guy is soo hot i cant believe his girlfriend is earping with such an ugly slut.

Wow now I see why it's called earping that girl he's cheating with truely is ugly.

by IappreciateAhotBlonde August 9, 2010

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eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi

Overwhelemed with information or work.

I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.

by cliffzedge November 19, 2010

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eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

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Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

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Eating some Brains

When a woman violently licks the ball sack while the man squeezes his nuts together to resemble a brain (aka The Brain). This action is like a zombie eating some brains.

Last night Lauren started groaning while we were doing it, next thing you know, she's eating some brains.

by td9187 April 1, 2013

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eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.

Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*

by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013

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eating clouds

The act of inhaling a (singular) breath of marijuana smoke, vapor, or sublimated concentrate fumes. Comparative to the act of 'shooting' or 'slamming' 1.5fl oz's of ethanol of any alcohol content or subsequent proof.

Circa Boulder, CO, USA - April 12, 2014 - (roughly) 4:20pm

Nick: What're you up to? I'm on my way back from the library.

Swell: Probably eating clouds then heading out to the bars, wanna join?

Nick: Yeah I'm in, I'm not trying to get cross faded.

Swell: Dank, see you soon

by ckboarderofboulder April 13, 2014

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