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Pussy Dodger

A Slang Term For A Homo-sexual Male that Avoids Pussy (Vagina) At All Cost.
You Know He's Gay right, a straight up pussy dodger.

If your girl wants you to beat it up then quit do it stop being a lil' pussy dodger!
by Christian "Lissen" August 27, 2005
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dodger

n. any individual who performs fellatio on a male without committing fully to the process and s/he makes their escape just as the climax is reached.

Instead of spitting, swallowing, or wearing, the dodger makes a break for it in order to avoid the impending deluge.
Moses was enjoying the BJ, however, Frank was a dodger and ran for cover as soon as the money shot was launched.
by Team Craypas January 18, 2008
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Hoe Ass Dude

A pussy. The kind of guy that thinks he's hard...until it's time to rumble.
You talk like you got big nuts Jose, but when the homies rolled up, you tucked your penis between your legs and ran away like a Hoe Ass Dude.
by Nate W. May 16, 2004
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Didgeridouchebag

A person who tells you that they bought you an awesome Christmas present from Australia but it doesn't come in the mail before you have to leave town so they promise they will send it to you, but then they never do, even though there is a post office in the building that they work in. Then they just make you more curious about what it could be by listing things that are Australian and telling you it could be one of those things. For example, a didgeridoo, Men At Work, cane toads, Outback Steakhouse, etc.
Kurt is a didgeridouchebag because it is February and I still haven't gotten this supposedly great Christmas present from Australia that he claims to have gotten me.
by Bufo marinus February 15, 2009
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1989 Dodge Shadow

The 1989 dodge shadow is the most kick ass car you could drive.
The 1989 Dodge Shadow is driven by Riley Sebastian
by Riley Sebastian March 28, 2009
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pussy dodger

When a man pretends to go for a woman's pussy, even sticking it in a bit, but then "falling out" and intentionally cramming his wang in her ass, thereby broadening her sexual horizons.
She thought I was just going to stick it to her missionary style, but I was a pussy dodger.
by Some white dude May 26, 2006
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dodgeball

The best game to play during P.E./Gym. Not played in American schools because hippocritical liberals in the Department of Educationthink it's too violent even though we're at war. Converted to Nation-ball because players are also behind the other team. That makes students feel like they're in war.
Ok, in nation-ball, a few players will be behind the other team so it seems like you're surrounded by an enemy army!
by army_azn December 15, 2004
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