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Addison Boaler Disease

A weird person, who thinks he’s a big man, but really is just a person with some sort of syndrome
Oh no, you’ve been diagnosed with Addison Boaler disease. Would you like to abort?
by TheSpecialSpiderMan May 21, 2020
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Bubble Skin Disease

The Bubble Skin disease is a fictional illness similar and inspired to the Hanahaki disease.

It’s deadly in some cases but can be cured.

It was created from

The illness born from those suffering from unrequited love in which the patient starts to get bubbles appearing on their skin that makes it irritated and itchy causing the victim to scratch at it. Think of eczema for a real life comparison.

The disease causes the victim to non-stop scratch at the bubbles on their skin causing them to pop and leave permanent scares on their skin. In some rare cases if the subject scratches hard or deep enough to create open wounds the bubbles can release the same toxic substance that scares their skin into the blood stream which can danger the victim of death.

The illness would disappear if the victim get their feeling required romantically and not in a friendship type way. Although the damages already sustained from the disease won't disappear along with the illness.
He stared down as he scratched at his irritated and itchy skin covered with bubbles tears streaming down his face. The bubbles created a subtle popping sound as blood started to build up under his nails. He didn’t want to keep scratching. He wanted to ignore it and wait for it to pass, but he couldn’t, his body forced him to keep scratching at the bubbles on the surface. That is the curse of the Bubble Skin disease.
by VENdyMachine June 27, 2022
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Shrek Shidode Disease

It turns you into a muppet, and gives you shrek waffles, the worse version of blue waffles.
Person A:You got Blue waffles?
Person B: Nah I got Shrek Shidode Disease
Person C: WTF
by Urban.boi February 20, 2021
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Bad Bitch Disease

When a female is Beautiful, intelligent, confident that she gives off Bad Bitch Vibe!

How you now you encounter a bitch with Bad Bitch Disease is if you astounded with her mere existence

The effects given off by Bad Bitch Disease are:

-uneasy feeling in the admin

-An increase in heart rate

- really to hold down a relationship

-Wanting to be her ride or die
Person1- You heard what happened to James

Person2- Yea he’s all simpin and shit for this female, some say she has Bad Bitch Disease
by Bitch232 March 29, 2021
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green iron disease

Green Iron Disease, also sometimes referred to as Green Fever, is a fairly well known (among people affected by it), largely irreversible but nevertheless somewhat treatable condition in which an individual develops a passion and craving for surplus military hardware, most notably military vehicles. Symptoms of Green Iron Disease may include (but are not limited to) owning multiple military vehicles, generators, and the like, maxed-out credit cards, junk email from the government surplus auction web sites, = reduction in time spent with one's spouse because they're wrenching on trucks, irritated homeowner's associations and city code enforecement officers when one's backyard looks like a national guard unit, and complaining neighbors.

When the person experiences withdrawals from military vehicles or hardware, they may exhibit symptoms such as depression, and either avoiding fellow addicts or turning to them for help with managing their symptoms.

Although Green Iron Disease is believed to be incurable, its symptoms can be mitigated by ownership of one or more military vehicles, although as the disease grows the number of vehicles or items owned also proportionally increases. Withdrawals, usually caused by being forced to sell one's collection, can be mitigated by acquiring other military vehicles.
"Man, you've got the green iron disease! You're screwed! "

"The 12 step program for recovering addicts is simple for green iron disease: Buy more surplus military hardware!"

"I just sold my Deuce and a Half and I'm going through Green Iron Disease withdrawals!"
by GreenIronAddict April 20, 2018
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hot girl disease

"She's so Leah! She must have hot girl disease."
by badbitchcookies October 5, 2016
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Salty Octopus Disease

Salty octopus disease is a very rare illness seen in 0.01% of the population. Female sperm whales impaired with the disease tend to be salty and toxic, as well as, ugly and grotesque pedophiles. If you ever meet a sperm whale infected with this disease, be sure to contact the local aquarium for sick and mentally challenged sea creatures.
-" hey Commumoose, have you heard there is someone with salty octopus disese on the loose?"-

-"douchebag did you that Angelina is a salty sperm whale infected with salty octopus disease?"-
by Arix the Commumoose June 28, 2018
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