Covidian

Someone who has had the COVID-19 virus, and survived. They have antibodies against the current COVID, and a slight immunity against the future mutations. They act as if the virus doesn't even exist, congregate together, and don't much care about the older , mask wearing folk. Some do care, and work in the medical field, but most just want to live their lives much like it was in pre COVID days. Most have an ID card, or biometrics, that prove they have anotbodies.

Jamal and the other covidians had a house party last night and kept us up until 3am. They were chanting "booomer remover" at one point. The whole thing traumatized my mom, who hasnt had the virus yet.

by eggsarehere April 15, 2020

COVID-19

A epic virus witch will probably kill a lot of people in the next coming years.

Brandon: Oh look he coughs!
Stanley: Maybe he has the COVID-19 virus?

The guy who cough: Yes! And now you will get it! HAHAHA

by COVID-19 is gay February 27, 2020

covidcidense

A combination of symptoms that leads one to think that it is a case of COVID-19, only for later tests to show that it was only... Anything else.

My kid spiked a fever and was coughing but a quick trip to the pediatrician proved it was just a sinus infection - a total covidcidense

by Patient48 March 15, 2020

Covid-Boomer

And child born 9 months after the quarantine period associated with SARS-CoV-2/Covid 19. Periods may vary according to the country of origin.

- I don't know why you're so obsessed with toilet paper...
- right, but you wouldn't, would you Covid-Boomer ?

by Lapichon Pignouf March 16, 2020

Covid Paper Jacked

When someone steals your stash of toilet paper you horded during the corona virus outbreak.

I had a 100 rolls of toilet paper and then I left my garage door open for 5 minutes and some asshole covid paper jacked me.

by Jimmapp March 16, 2020

Covidanoid

Being paranoid of the covid-19 Coronavirus

I went out and i was so covidanoid i couldn't even go in the store

by Assor Eloc March 18, 2020

Covid Redistribution

When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.

It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.

by clock tower March 20, 2020