Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

Douche Canoe

A douche of such magnitude you need a watercraft to navigate.

I can't believe he stole that kids bike, what a douche canoe!

by txdollface April 26, 2016

Douche canoe

Someone who is. More then a douche bag

Paul Raddell is a douche canoe

by Mcmaster carr October 14, 2016

Douche Canoe

A person or people who are behaving like a feminine hygiene product one would use on a warm night in August. With an air of snooty-ness as they fancy themselves an outdoorsmen using a pretentious personal watercraft.

Todd was being a real douche canoe talking about his ski trip in Tahoe.

by Dadof3girls July 30, 2016

Julianna Cano

One perfect and beautiful girl. She will make your day with her glorious smile and eyes. You would believe that two stars have taken the place of her eyes. Also, her amazing attitude completes herself. She is a gift from God and praises him a lot. Julianna is also known as Julie to her friends. Julie is brave, beautiful, honest, smart, unique, and will stand up to protect who she loves and what she believes.

Boy1: Bro she is perfect
Boy2: Dude it's Julianna Cano

by TheManofyourdreams May 29, 2016

Gravy Canon

The act of pooping liquid on the male partners belly whilst performing doggy-style.

My wife totally let loose with a gravy canon last night, after she got shit-faced on tequila!

by Niff July 25, 2016

Douche canoe

A fuckhead that is the size of a small boat.

My ex boss was such a douche canoe. She constantly lied about staff behind their back.

by Peaches&Boo January 10, 2017