Cop Infested Waters

An area with a high police presence.

Don’t drink and drive if you’re going downtown, those are Cop Infested Waters.

by TBohnanza September 12, 2020

Meme Cop

Some pathetic person who feels like its their duty to tell you your meme is old.

Also Meme Nazi

Yeah, this was funny 8 years ago.

Ok, meme cop

by Bobakalacka April 15, 2021

cop brat

A bratwurst you keep on the side of the grill in case the police show up to your party.

Damn it, Jonesy are the cop brat! If we get busted we are toast!

by Pubernetes June 7, 2023

shut the fucking door john the cops are here

we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops

SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY

by juggingrootsyeehaw12 November 5, 2023

What do you say when the cops come calling?

I mean... If the send officer sexy then...

Hym "Sit on my face please? Ma'am- Er, uh- Officer? Can I request my last meal early? No? I'll confess immediately if you let me hit it from the back? You got me! I was conspiring to murder that pussy, baby! I'M GONNA SHOOT!!! My load in you...? What DO you say when the cops come calling? I mean, you know what they say: The cops can't come calling if you're coming in a cop! Uum... Do I fill out the paperwork BEFORE or AFTER I fill you... Out? Up? I donno... But yeah, one of those ☝️

by Hym Iam March 1, 2025

Cops

Yeah, speaking of that, stop sending them to my job immediately after I say something about your kids deserving to get raped and murdered. It's never going to stop and you deserve it every time. You're not intimidating anybody. And rape has gone up by 1% since last year so get the fuck out of my sight.

Hym "Ain't it weird that the cops always show up the day after I say some shit like this thing I said right here? ☝️ I can't say it enough! And it's isn't harassing school shootings victims. You're using the word 'harassing' to tie the think you want me to do with a thing I said about you're doing to me. You want my advice for school shooting victim parents? Go around. Ask what their day to day experience with THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM was like... And if it's anything like what I described... The get used to having your kids raped and murdered. You deserve it... You fucking filth."

by Hym Iam January 24, 2024

Catholic cop maneuver

saying I am Catholic to prevent the police from harming you.

The black man did the Catholic cop maneuver to stop the officer from hurting him.

by Coop Dupe June 5, 2018