cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

by TheDefineGuy November 30, 2016

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

my mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

My mather cooks food in the kitchen

by Arjun meghwal November 26, 2020

Pressure cooking

The totally intentional art of leaving a gnarly fart in your car with the AC on, then bouncing out and letting the summer heat turn that ride into a slow-cooked stink sauna. Basically, you’re turning the car into a marinating chamber of ‘eww’ on purpose, just to mess with your friends. When you come back, it’s like opening the door to a hotbox of pure regret. Enjoy!

Ugh, you gotta stop pressure cooking the car bro—now it smells like a hotbox of regret in here!

by elidaniel17 September 22, 2025

vibe cooking

A style of cooking in which you go with the flow, use the recipe solely as a reference, and make most of it up as go, tasting along the way

I’m so glad I picked up vibe cooking, following the recipe exactly is so 2024.

by JefeTheChefe February 11, 2025

cook

cook as in ur cooked

ur cooked

by NotThinLiquid August 12, 2024

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024