cnocat

one sexy beast, ladies love him, absolute pussy magnet, 6'4 and handsome, also probably benches like 1200 kgs

cnocat is one handsome fella!

by cnocat May 10, 2024

Cancable

The conversational process of referencing content, an experience, idea/concept, etc as or in an overtly funny manner, but due to either the context, or the nature of the content, it could be seen as risky or inappropriate depending on the social situation. When this process is used correctly, it can be simplified as an incredibly funny joke or series of jokes that has the potential to be offensive to specific people or a specific person. When used incorrectly, this will likely result in awkward laughs, strange or displeased stares or glances, or utter silence from the people around you as they try to process the bullshit that just came out of your mouth.

Use In a Sentence: Oh my god, Friend and I had such a fun night last night at the comedy club it was cancable! *laughs*

Acceptable Situational Example That Could Be Seen as Cancable:
*silence*…
Friend: What if we just brought back slavery?

You: *laughing* Oh my god where the fuck did that come from?? *laughs some more and receives the joke well because due to the joke originating from complete randomness, being told by a friend, or has a lack of context, or due it potentially having a hidden meaning or has a connection to an inside joke, it can be seen as very funny*

Unacceptable Situational Example:
*Random spirts of conversation/gossip/ranting in a group setting with 2 other coworkers you are not friends with, but potentially get along with well*
Female Coworker 1: Did you watch that last episode of Special Victims Unit (SVU)?
Male Coworker 1: The one where they had that little boy engage in…*sexual and not even remotely ok behavior for a child to participate in*…?
Female Coworker 1: Yea! It was soo discomforting! I had to turn the TV off I couldn’t watch it anymore.
You: Game is game right!?!
*silence + shocked, displeased or disgusted stares*
You: Get it? Cause the little boy was playing a game before he got…
*more displeased looks as you realize this was not the correct situation to say something like this in*

by Aidoneus Voss May 11, 2024

Cocaine cannon

Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.

I met this Ole girl at the bar last night and did a cocaine cannon straight from her fart box.

by HookerHuey June 9, 2024

Coca-choda

When people reject you and you become more desperate and make a stupid move to get even more rejection.

His attitude towards others is unacceptable. He deserves the Coca-choda!

by Oshleel June 10, 2024

Coccamatingus

It means when you have to use the bathroom or big 105 and you don’t want to use the word sh*t!

I’ve got a big coccamatingus coming.

by US3201 June 17, 2024

Coca-Cola Cowboy

A cuck or incel that projects a 'better than you' aspect into any arguement, when regarding a specific niche, hobby, job, etc. This person often time has surface level experience or years of surface level experience to feed the narcissism.

You aint as bright as you think...you're just a Coca-Cola Cowboy that thinks he know it all!

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Cocaine

something tommy vercetti is really obsessed with

me: i want to get high on cocaine with tommy vercetti
my mum: so uhmm your therapy is on thursday okay

by i<3tommyvercettimorethenusucka September 11, 2024