cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

cocaine dick smack

you snort a line and then slap your sex partner in the face with your dick in a surprising manner

Girl 1: hey what happened to your face?

Girl 2: my boyfriend surprisingly slapped me in the face with his dick, right after he snorted a line of cocaine.

Girl 1: oh, thats awesome.

Girl 2: no, its a cocaine dick smack.

by that guy that made this thing June 9, 2011

COCA

An acronym for Cock on Cock Action.

"Omg.. i went to this club last night to pick up chicks, but all i saw was COCA!!"

by Your friendly neiborhood Spiderman January 21, 2008

cockamund

a person with such a huge penis it takes up their entire body, making them look like a giant one eyed monster

Oh god its an alien invasion!
Oh nevermind i forgot Jim was a cockamund.

by clayton bigsby March 26, 2005

cockajew

a Jewish male that is lacking the penis, commonly known as the cock.

i tried getting in bed with a cockajew last night, but was sadly disappointed.

by iairickx November 11, 2010

Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo

Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo can not be dfined as any specific word. Mostly, it is used in the context of a noun meaning big meanie or big weenie.

Emily is such a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo that she steals lunch money from little kids.
George has a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo, but he has an ugly face.

by Melinda November 22, 2004

Cockalocktia

When a males penis is permanently locked in the upright position. Prevelent in frequent users of Viagra.

Ben: Whoa
Bob: What?
Ben: My cock won't go down.
Bob: Dude, you got cockalocktia

by The Flying Filipino November 14, 2005