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banana clock

A long time member of The Clock Crew, author of such flash works as the Clock Tales series on Newgrounds. Left the Clock Crew for the parody group The Lock Legion after being stripped of his moderator priveleges on the Clock Crew's website, now goes by the alias Banana Lock
Banana Clock, while shaping the clock crew as it is today, has tarnished his name by endorsing a ripoff group.
by Peter Deer September 22, 2006
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Clock Munching

1. A person who stays at work longer than neccassary to suck up as much pay time as possible.

2. A person who stays at work to suck up as much overtime as possible.
John is clock munching, he finished his work a half hour ago but has not clocked out yet.

John has clock munched for 24 hrs strait and refuses to go home to his family.
by Lawdawg 50 March 6, 2008
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Cocks on the table

When your challenging your friends or rivals, sometimes the only way to man up to the challenge is cocks on the table.
by xXx A money xXx August 15, 2008
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cocksack

a pretentious asshole who believes the people "beneath" them are the problems with the world when they themselves are in fact are the worst scum of the days
that cocksack needs to be beaten horrifically until he/she gets a taste of reality
by Bug Eatin Steve October 3, 2010
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clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.
Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me
by Boof Casper August 22, 2011
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Clock Tits

Tits as round as a clock
Dammnnnnn bitch! those are some clock tits
by Dicker Mcsniff April 26, 2017
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Time-Clock Trio

Sex Game: need MFF (male, female, female)

The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out

IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head
Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)
by kMsuI January 22, 2008
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