eating candy

smoking marijuana, weed, ganja.

boyfriend: heyy what are you doing?
girlfriend: eating candy.

by trippyniggaror February 5, 2017

Candy Sparks

A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.

"Trick-or-treat, Candy Sparks is the perfect combo of both."

by Bradley Assmass March 1, 2005

candy coated blow job

A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it

I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job

by Otis D February 6, 2009

Candy Burn

The painful bumps and rashes that arise on your tongue and the inside of your mouth when you eat too much sour or rough surfaced candy.

"God damn, I ate three bags of sourpatch kids and I am suffering some serious candy burn."

by Mysteryman64 October 23, 2009

Candybag Jackhammer

Verb.
The sexual act of one person defecating into a condom and repeatedly hitting someone with said condom until it breaks.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to Steve?
John: No, what?
Mike: He was on ecstacy or something and some chick gave him a Candybag Jackhammer.
John: Jesus! What's wrong with him?!
Mike: The drugs.

by Jackass2012 July 27, 2011

Candyfloss Wish

When you put candy floss inside a girls vagina, take it out once it is hard and sticky and pass it from your mouth to her mouth.

Warning: CandyFloss may lose flavour whilst inside the vagina.

Girl: What are you doing with that Candyfloss?
Boy: I thought I could give you a Candyfloss wish...
Girl: What's that?
Boy: Open your legs and I will show you!!!

by Johnny Tatum April 17, 2013

Cagney Carnation

One of the nineteen bosses in Cuphead and probably the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One.

A part of the 'Innocent looking flower is a horrible person' cliche, which had started becoming a huge trend in video games manly due to a character to whom he's often compared with named Flowey, who was once formerly known as Asriel Dreemurr.

Though Cagney Carnation is a flower in an indie game, he is not Flowey from Undertale.

Person 1: Hey, have you played Cuphead? It's really hard as balls!
Person 2: Yeah, I have played it and it's difficult to say the least.
Person 3: You guys talking 'bout Cuphead? Who's your favourite character?
Person 1: Mine's Cala Maria; she's got that body and I love her first form!
Person 3: Mine's Baroness von Bon Bon; she's the perfect mix of difficulty and strategy!
Person 2: Mine's Cagney Carnation....
Person 1 & 3: Why? He's the hardest boss on Inkwell Isle One!
Person 2: To be honest, I am a fan of him not because of how you do strategy on that level or how he looks, it's just I find a lot of my own personality in him.
Person 1 & 3: Are you in love with him by any chance?
Person 2: No. I just like what personality is presented from him.

by Iuna yuzuki February 8, 2019