Custard cream

When the male spunks on their partners back then spoons them.

I knew it was true love when we custard creamed into the night.

by Gashstreetkids May 31, 2020

sour cream susan

When having sex with a MILF and she cums, you must also cum, let the combined cum drip into a bottle, shake it until it becomes the consistency of sour cream, and put it on tacos you sell from your taco truck.

I’m a sex offender now because I pulled a sour cream susan.

by Yvng_Sauce January 7, 2021

Boston Cream Donut

A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.

Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.

by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021

Chinese Cream Pie

Chinese Cream Pie

I was fucking this tiny Chinese girl spread eagle Enjoying myself. I shot my cum into her sweet tight asian pussy. As I withdraw I saw my cum dripping from her sweet pussy making a Chinese Cream Pie.

by Asianpoker February 1, 2022

ice cream bumday

The transforming of a posterior into an ice cream Sunday through the use of ice cream, spray cream, sprinkles and, if you’re feeling a little adventurous, a well placed flake. Said ice cream can then be devoured with the gusto of a hungry Labrador.

Fancy an ice cream bumday tonight love

by Orbitron December 15, 2021

ice cream cooch

cooch of a girl so cold it’ll make ur dick freeze and fall off. suck suck yummy hairy juicy cum coated popsicle. mmmmmm

guy 1: damn she got that ice cream cooch for realllz though
guy 2: ayo watch out them dick popsicles don’t even taste that good. suck suck yummy
guy 1: i would eat all mine in one bite

guy 2: oh that’s tough man it took me weeks
mmmm

by hotbabe69420 February 24, 2022

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream

Being the only white person/people at a party.

"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."

by UncleBurton August 22, 2012