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computerhackerman

That one addicted kid on beat saber. He plays the game while laying in his couch. He likes sucking toes and eats fries with curryketchup. He is the best curryketchup eater of Belgium and the Netherlands and Germany and France and Italy and the whole world. (He is also gay not really but I say that)
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by that pro gaymer March 4, 2024
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computerfucker

one who has sex with computers.
"Damn, you a computerfucker? Freaky"
by Hora de XD August 18, 2025
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Grumpy computers

Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.
Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.
by Grumpy computers January 13, 2019
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Relativistic Computers

The physical hardware designed to operate reliably under the extreme conditions required for relativistic computing. These aren't just silicon in a fancy box; they must be engineered to withstand incredible gravitational tidal forces, acceleration stresses, and the bizarre energy environments near massive objects. Their architecture might use light-based processors to avoid issues with electron flow under relativistic conditions, and they require paradox-proof communication systems to send data back to a slower-timed frame without losing sync.
*Example: "My new gaming rig is a relativistic computer. I had it installed on a drone ship doing a continuous 0.5c boost-brake loop. In-game latency is zero, because by the time my input reaches it, the entire next frame is already calculated. The electricity bill is mostly rocket fuel."* Relativistic Computers
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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