Morning Boner Mangina Pissing

MBMP, MBMPing or Morning Boner Mangina Pissing is the only alternative to attempting to piss with morning boner and subsequently pissing all over the walls and floor of your bathroom. It is a simple technique, unconventional, but highly effective, wherein you stand with your ass facing the toilet, take your four fingers with your thumb extended upwards at a 90 degree angle, and fold your dick back between your legs as if to create a mangina.

Then, bending over and looking between your legs at the toilet behind you to ensure you do not miss the bowl, you proceed to piss, firmly holding your morning boner in place to prevent it from springing up and wreaking havoc.

Using this technique will allow you to avoid pissing in the shower or having to painfull force your boner downwards

Example #1:

Steve (to Bill): I can't stay over at my girlfriend's house anymore man
Bill: why not?
Steve: her mom caught me morning boner mangina pissing last time and now thinks I'm some sort of queer.
Bill: she obviously doens't know anything about dealing with a rock solid, red hot morning boner.
Steve and Bill: (yelling together) Morning Boner Mangina Pissing!

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

boxers fan

a pantyfan who is there for the people he/she fans over, but never bothers to follow or stalk them. They’re there, stars use 'em, but they give stars room to breath.

1. "I'll see Sophie Solomon if she comes to my state or something, but it's not like I'm going to fly over to the UK just to press my lips to the hem of her skirt, or anything," said the boxers fan.

by JoyTKP September 28, 2006

boerckelation

A true statement that is phrased in a terribly awkward, yet innovative way that leads to a sudden pause that is instantly followed by roaring laughter.

Yesterday Alexander relieved himself of a boerckelation bysaying, "I don't even have a sister to kiss if I wanted to."

"Seven years? That's like a little kid's lifetime."

by junami September 10, 2009

Intimate Boner

The act of ones erection taking place during an intimate conversation with a spouse or loved one.

"We made up, we kissed and I got an intimate boner."

by Nuccuh November 21, 2011

Raging Boner

The biggest boner of all time

Mann Last Night I got a Raging boner from looking at that girl

by HGDQNQDWGQLW,L June 7, 2016

airplane boner

As the cabin pressure changes with altitude the male penis becomes erect. The lower cabin pressure due to altitude causes then blood to flow directly to the boner region of the male anatomy. This situation is worsened if an attractive female is sitting next to him. However, screaming children on planes seem to lessen the severity of swelling.

Sir the pilot has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign...
I’m sorry, due to atmospheric changes my penis has swollen into an airplane boner and it is to painful to fasten my seatbelt...

by MisterMack May 7, 2018

random occuring boner

A boner that happens randomly and unexpectedly. Usually it is not a good thing. They generally tend to happen at the worst possible time or a time when it is not acceptable or called for. Sometimes it happens when a man is not even turned on or horney.

Man, it was weird. I was just sitting in math class and boom, random occuring boner. It made no sense, there wasn't even a hot girl in the room

by Tojo Hiroshita November 27, 2010