Bone Stone

Pharmaceutical means of attaining WOOD. Whether taken through necessity but more than often taken recreationally. i.e. VIAGARA, BLUEY etc.

I'll be up in 40min Val. I gotta take my Bone Stone first love.

That Sophie's gonna gonna get battered later boys. I'll drop my Bone Stone after the pub then bang her like a salavation army drum at hers.

by Matt Morris - The Foresters November 7, 2010

bone number

The number of someone who you are planning to bone.

John: Yo did you have any luck last night?
Tom: Oh Yeah man i got like 6 bone numbers

by myalias123 November 26, 2010

Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.

After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.

by Ben Inthar November 13, 2011

Bone Call

The booty call as initiated by a female requiring casual sex from a male fuck buddy.

Vicki : Aaaaah FUCK it! This vibrator just isn't cutting it tonight. Time to make a Bone Call to Jack aka "the Hammer".

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

Bone Scrubber

A person, male or female, who is so into just sucking c**k rather than being in any real relationship, they are in a constant state of prowling for candidates whenever and wherever they go; yet are very good at hiding the fact around friends (even though they already know anyway).

Guy 1-"Holy shit I think I'm in love, who IS that?"
Guy 2-"You don't wanna mess with that bro, she's just a bone scrubber"
Guy 1-"For realz!?.....I'm goin in!"

by dj_nafi June 20, 2014

bone garden

A cemetery

When you die, you are buried in a bone garden.

by Lolliedolly February 16, 2015

Bloner

When a man is having sex with a woman on her period and he's so disgusted by the sheer amounts of blood everywhere that he can't finish, he is left with a very bloody boner, or bloner.

I tried to have sex with Emily, but she was on her period, so all I got was a bloner.

by DrDolphLundgren May 13, 2015