boomer

someone 60+ years old

my grandpa is a boomer

by 1234dudemankid27145xddd7 November 21, 2023

Boomer Barrier

A group of two or more baby boomers creating a barrier, usually by talking in public spaces.

Hey Kyle! Watch out for the boomer barrier on aisle three!

by NannerMan420 December 7, 2023

Boomer-swooning

When boomers (and other old guys) flood an attractive young lady's social media profile post with sappy and creepy compliments. (Frequently these "men" are incels.... and frequently these "young ladies" aren't even real people)

Comments are frequently full of red hearts, flowers and lame/pathetic emojis. Comments usually sound like "Sexy" "My love" "Marry Me" etc.

That old geezer is boomer-swooning an AI generated image of Megan Fox again. Man those guys are tools.

by Jimboliah007 December 11, 2023

Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.

Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.

by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023

Sugar Boomer

A middle aged version of a sugar baby who will kiss on the mouth in exchange for gifts, pleasantries, and monetary compensation.

Dude, my sister just divorced her husband of 23 years and became a sugar boomer.

by 707illa April 4, 2023

Boomer tuna

Old tuna fish which have become extremely rare due to rampant over fishing.

Our seas are in a sorry state. RIP to the boomer tuna.

by dongsenguk April 12, 2023

boomers

another word for shrooms

hey bro, me and nate just took some gnarly boomers last night.

by gav the great May 2, 2023