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Royal Blumpkin

A lavish example of a standard blumpkin, yet executed as if the receiver was a king demanding food.
Royal Blumpkin : Service me whilst I eat this sandwich, and properly defecate into this bowl.
by SpiLLsHirE November 18, 2020
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jamaican blumpkin

A person receiving noggin while washing their hiney with a bidet. Other methods are acceptable such as not wiping for a month then doing the helicopter on the NYC street.
I witnessed Don Johnson receiving jamaican blumpkin from Bill Clinton!!!!!!
by fartmachine23445324 January 24, 2025
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Blumpkin

A blue pumpkin, or a pumpkin that has a blue shade in its Rhine.
Check out that blumpkin!
Chuck had a blumpkin in his garden today!
by NergBetworks April 21, 2024
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Blumpkin

Getting your dick sucked while on a toilet.
Stephanie gave me a mad blumpkin yesterday.
by ThiccBoiDaequan August 26, 2018
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Explosive Blumpkin

"I'm so desperate for an Explosive Blumpkin rn!"
"Just Call Rory bro"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 23, 2025
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