Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

Birthday

A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.

My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.

by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023

Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.

Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight

by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023

birthday steal

A birthday steal is when you steal something/someone on your birthday. You could say it's your birthday year, and steal whatever the FUCK you wanT!!!!!

Bro: steals your fucking dog
Bro: WTF BRO!!?!?!?
Bro: Bro, don't worry!! That was my birthday steal

by AcornBerry December 26, 2022

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023