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bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.
Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"
by Urban Englander March 17, 2011
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Badger Spat

the act of after performing a gnarly guch spat, taping your wanggalang to inner thigh to ensure minimum to no floppage.
During high knees in practice today, I was comforted to know that my Badger Spat was providing protection from high fricion of my dick head and my thighs.
by Captain Batesalot April 10, 2011
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Bayder

Often described as the 'swiss army knife of the linguistic world' - Bayder has a whole host of different uses and meanings.

It can be used to describe a hot girl ('Bayderful' or 'Oh Bayder'), to describe the act of pulling ('Baydering'), or for practically any other scenario you find yourself in where normal words just don't seem to cut the mustard.

Not a fan of Bayder? Then maybe you should look up Gayder. You Gay.
Wow, Chan hasn't gone out baydering in a loooooonnggg time
by Sirbayderlot September 23, 2011
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badger prowling

the act of looking for sex with stranger, also known as sogging
Marthaloiuse loves to go badger prowling!
by reaper319905 November 14, 2011
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Badger

Self congratulating narcissist commonly found at UK festivals frequented by people in Hunter Wellies.
Q: What the shuddering fuck is that outside the Hunter Style Dome?
A: It's a bunch of Badgers doing another ukulele flashmob
Q: But nobody is enjoying it apart from them
A: They're Badgers.

Q: Can we leave now?
A: Yes.
by WideAsItIsLong August 13, 2012
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badgercockled

an extremely offensive slur - mostly used to refer to people who insist on being right all the time and then get hung up on some stupid thing when you challenge their authority, and are revealed to be too stupid, annoying and ugly to understand what the word really means and then end up having to look it up on urbandictionary.com in secret, to avoid the shame of not knowing the true meaning of the insult.
"Cara, quit being so badgercockled! Of course she's right."
by badgerbait August 19, 2013
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baderack

Adj: Referring to the liquid like substance produced when titty fucking.
Example: "Fuck man, Her tit's were baderacked so thick they stuck together."
by Dr. ink more September 10, 2013
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