August Agony

A term coined by Sherwood Park IB students refering to the end of August when high school schedule changes are to be made. This time is especially agonizing for those taking partial IB because they have to work with both semesterized and de-semesterized classes, making it difficult to fit in all the classes one wants to take.

I can't even try to plan my schedule for next year until August Agony.
-or-
I'll figure out my schedule during August Agony.

by procrastination.nation May 27, 2008

August 4th

this is the day you bully your sister

Me : Haha this is mine now
Her : Why are you doing this :(
Me : Cause is August 4th
Her : Ugh I cant wait until august 5th

by jxjool on tiktok August 2, 2021

August 27

Where the Simpson predicted that the peach ass head is gonna die soOon

Don’t forgot y’all invite me to his death party , I’ll bring tons of shawarma 😝

Friend 1 : yo ur ready to throw some shit in august 27

Friend 2 : I’ve got tones of lil kharas

“Khara” means shit ..... don’t trust ur friend when they say khara means “beautiful”, all 🧢

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by bring me shawarma August 5, 2020

august 23rd

national fuck alex day
no one likes people named alex. they all suck <3

"yo wanna hang w alex?"
"fuck no! its august 23rd!"

by leo likes balls February 21, 2022

August 28

A day where you bring your friends to McDonald's and all order apple slices together. Also known as the Apple gathering

Hey Liam, wanna go celebrate August 28 with Ethan and I at the local McDonald's?

by Jim&Nic July 28, 2020

August 4th

national suck toes day

Gia : take off your shoes Ron, today is August 4th, its national suck toes day!

by W33didya January 26, 2022

August 27th

A day when you can manifest anything you want, happy manifesting my luv. We all know you came from tiktok

Remember August 27th, its important

by Your Local Waifu July 12, 2020