River Moment

When a total idiot/clown says and/or does something completely Retarded

Like a Bruh Moment But you're only amazed at how Fucking stupid they are
Eg.
Boys: "I got black, I got white, what you want? *Mumble Random shit totally unrelated to the song*
River: "What?! how do you guys know all the words to the song?!

RIVER MOMENT
by Shut Up Boomer October 15, 2019
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Kojak Moment

When you suddenly figure something out.
Watching a film and you figure out the plot seven minutes in, "Wow! That was such a Kojak moment!"
by scr1bl1ed April 29, 2011
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Prem Moment

When you are 100% confident that your answer is correct but it turns out to be wrong.
Person A:The sky is red
Person B: No its not
Person A:Oh
Person B:I thought I was correct,I just had a prem moment
by fuckbitchesgetmoney22 October 07, 2012
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Vikki Moment

When you hear or say something so hysterically wrong from what it is meant to be. This often times leads to slight embarrassment and followed by a plethora of laughter. After having this moment it is also customary to acknoledge it as a "Vikki Moment".
Vikki: (while looking into a mirror) hey can I switch mirrors with you I want to see how I look?
...
Wait...Oh god that was a total vikki moment! Well that's embarrassing
by vikkimoment May 13, 2013
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A black moment

When a black person who is highly educated and speaks the queen's English reverts to ebonics.
James was in the middle of his disertation when he said axed instead of asked. It was such a black moment!
by Jimmy Stevens July 29, 2005
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Bruh Moment

A bruh moment involves atleast 2 bruhs.A bruh moment ussually has a conflict.It is similar to a nigga moment but the conflict is not as serious and is for all races.Bruh moments always involve a male(Specie's of the penis)but sometimes might involve a female (Specie's of the vagina).Every one in one bruh moments involves somebody (especially a bruh)saying the word"Bruh".
Bruh 1:Hey dude where is my phone?

Bruh 2: I don't know you probably left it at the mall.

Bruh 1:Dude I gave it to you so you could hold it for me while I got us milk shakes.

Bruh 2:oh yeah...I think I left it.

Bruh1:BRUH

In conclusion this is a Bruh Moment
by Big brain5000 October 23, 2019
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Gelene Moment

To be a level above a blonde
What do you do to get a Gelene off of a tree?

You wave at her.

She falls and has a Gelene Moment.
by Bobrichard March 17, 2010
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