when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.
yes daddy" inverted asshole
by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019
by Bottock October 29, 2015
(n.) an attribute of a high-end product used to lure people with too much money into buying it instead of a less expensive model that will work just as well for their purposes. Combined these features assist in creating douche bag appeal.
Jim barely knows how to use his email, but he was drawn to the MacBook Pro due to the asshole features. The backlit keyboard was the gimmick that finally sealed the deal.
BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
BMWs automobiles are loaded with asshole features to seduce douche bags with too much money.
by jacobre1 February 27, 2008
"Hey, Mark. That was a great performance. Very loud."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."
by tautau the bice October 02, 2014
by WildTrapper's Dictionary June 20, 2020
A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor
by pliskin64 December 08, 2010
The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them
Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."
by zo101 December 03, 2012