A compliment asshole

Someone who compliments you but clearly doesn't mean it.

"Hey, Mark. That was a great performance. Very loud."
"Hey, Stephanie. do you know Mark? He is such a compliment asshole."

by tautau the bice October 2, 2014

french asshole

Vagina

The other night, I did Celeste in the old French asshole.

by Frenchy McFrenchFuck January 4, 2019

guardian asshole

An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.

"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."

"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."

by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014

Assholes Inc.

The guy who made the top definition for dumbass.

Assholes Inc.: Promoting dumbassedness since 2003

by WildTrapper's Dictionary June 19, 2020

Asshole McDick

someone who is being a major asshole or a major douche bag.

Michael: Hey Dalton, me and Ethan are gonna be lifeguards while you play pool.

Dalton: WOW! shut up Asshole McDick!

by Tilly 2 Illy July 2, 2011

inverted asshole

when your having sex and and when you pull out you get an inverted asshole, then you put some mayo in it.

yes daddy" inverted asshole

by epic yez camden sail April 18, 2019

Asshole-Face

A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor

Hey you broke my airsoft pistol! You "asshole-face"!

by pliskin64 December 8, 2010