Friend Zone

A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.

Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"

Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."

Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2017

That one friend

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?

by Byestone June 28, 2020

Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

Temporary Friend

A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.

" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"

by CorruptDino February 24, 2018

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 06, 2016

fallopian friends

when a group of 2 or more girls have their period at the same time

girl 1: "ugH I HATE CRAMPS!! :("
girl 2: "ugh saME"

girl 1: "OMFG R U ON UR PERIOD???"
girl 2: "YES!!"
both: "FALLOPIAN FRIENDS 4 LYFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by chameleonp00p March 08, 2013

Squeaky Friends

Sora the troll in a stream said that he felt that the term "squeakers" to describe young gamers was demeaning. And so he came up with the friendly term, "squeaky friends" to describe youthful gamers with high pitched voices.

He said: "The definition should be like... 'We all have. We all love."

I feel bad for calling gamers under 13 "kids, children, or squeaker." We should call them, "Squeaky Friends!"

by YE BROSKI September 10, 2020