darth anal

A man who can use the force to convince a girl to go to the dark side, meaning engage in anal sex.

Barry drove the hershey highway with this girl last night. It was her first time. He really is Darth Anal. Using his powers to convince her to go to the dark side.

by Impaasta January 14, 2015

anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

anal gump

Putting a bubba gumps shrimp up your ass and letting the tail hang into your partners mouth

Dude.. He anal gumped me last night

by Trunkdunk2345 May 15, 2015

Anal Heave

Similar to vomit dry reaching, but from your arse when you've got diarrhoea.

When you've shat so much, that there's nothing left... But the contractions of diarrhoea keep going regardless.....that's moment of dry reaching from your rectum is an Anal Heave.

by Dic.Twister May 11, 2014

Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

Anal Sparge

The act of inserting a pipe in someones anus, then proceeding to blow into the pipe.

"Ron, your mom was into some kinky shit, she wanted me to anal sparge her!"

by thedocker54 April 30, 2014

Messy Anal

Anal sex in which the receiver shits.

Dude, I was rocking it with Stacy last night and she straight up hit me with Messy Anal! Never been so sick!

by Yesn't Homo June 28, 2018