Amberism

Amberism is where you believe that Amber is the one true God. she is perfect. Amber is a beautiful fantastic girl that does NOT shit on a bed. she was born in 208 BC and will forever be in our hearts. Growing up she had one younger brother called Bartholomew, he was three years younger. her parents, James and Mary, died 6 years after she was born. Amber and her brother were then taken to live with their abusive grandparents, Joe and Josette. For years Amber and Bartholomew have beaten the shit out of them until one day Amber had enough. Amber grabbed a knife and stabbed her grandparents and then took her brother and ran. they had to learn hoe to care for themselves all alone in the jungle. eventually Amber came of age and became a stripper to make money. Amber lived a long life as a stripper until her death 88 years later.

"Hey, what's your religion?"
"oh i believe in Amberism"
"yeah cool same!"

by SakuraFilledChūshajō July 5, 2022

Amber

amber is a blonde-haired girl. She usually has blue or hazel eyes. She sometimes gets mad, but it tends to be quite funny

that girl is such an amber.

by #herb May 31, 2021

Amber

Amber is a cool person and his birthday is April 29th!! How cool!

Person 1: who is amber??
Person 2: a cool person DUH!

by Mugi April 29, 2021

Amber Heard

The act of taking a shit so tremendous, either in the toilet or on a bed, that you don't need to poop for at least a day.

The milk only made me need to Amber Heard even harder.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

Amber

A lazy, talented, resting bitch face whore that is acts so batshit crazy everyone can see it. Amber will cheat, steal and lie. A coked out Amber will even cut your finger off in order to get whatever she wants. And when she get’s caught or called out she fake cries and plays the victim card. Amber is the type of raging thot that will fuck your friend, invite you to her room to have sex with you, take a dump on the bed and then accuse you of assault and rape.

I’ve heard we ain’t getting no more Pirates of the Caribbean movies cuz that dumb cunt Amber tried to screw Johnny Depp.

by Phillip D Payne PhD May 9, 2022

Amber

Someone who displays sociopathic, controlling and clingy tendencies and will lie their way to make your life a misery and get all the attention they crave.

Her: I did not punch you. I was not punching you, I was fucking hitting you. And i did not chop your finger off. My dog stepped on a bee and that's your fault too.

You: God stop being such an Amber! Get help!

by Rebellistic16 June 4, 2022

Amber

Looks like her plant pot

Amber looks like a plant pot

by Wow oka wow August 15, 2022