Pull an Adam

To decide today is simply not a good day to go to work, for no good reason

Husband: I just don't want to go in honey.
Wife: Don't worry, just pull an Adam

by Stephen666 April 20, 2017

adam thompson

A cool and outstanding person that follows all lows

Adam thompson Is amazing

by Adam Thompson February 19, 2018

Adam Bomb

When your ready to leave work after a slow as fuck day counting the hours hoping for work to do to make the day go by fast and your boss named Adam gives you 5 hours of work to do. It happens exactly 1 minute before your work day ends.

Susi: You going to happy hour?
Charles: Nope I just got Adam Bombed.

by CharlesisCDK January 27, 2017

adam peek

when you peek someone perfectly on arsenal because you are using ESP

"oh wow I just adam peeked him"

"yeah bro, what are those boxes on your screen"

by iwatchbaseball September 7, 2021

Bet The Adam

Asking a friend what they would bet and bet the complete opposite.

Who looks good in the basketball game? I dont know, I am just going to bet the adam.

by ace4431 January 17, 2013

Adam Ondrej

Name and surname of blonde, tall Slovak man in his 30s. He lives in Šaca - suburb of Baghdad. Possibly suffers dual personality disorder. During the day, while sober he is pretty funny and friendly guy named Adam. After the dark - when drunk enough - the alter-ego named Ondrej emerges and tales are being made.

Once I was drinking with Adam Ondrej and after the bar closed we ended up in gypsy settlement trying to find a three-legged dog.

by FrancisVanGhor January 18, 2023

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023