Adam Ning

Most annoying K-Pop Idol.

Adam Ning is so fricking annoying. He probably made Justin Liu and Alex Hu kill themselves.

by rhns May 24, 2021

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

adam black

A PEAAK Award nominee. Literally so sexy. Talented actor and filmmaker. “Adam Black is my dad” is a commonly used phrase and even worn on clothing.

Everyone wants to be like Adam Black
Adam Black is my dad
Did you see The Wizard Of Oz? The lion was great!

by Adam Black Fan Club May 9, 2020

adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.

Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"

by mous_se February 9, 2015

Lemmy Adams

When you are overcome with feelings of confusion, but they're conflicted with joy.

He offered him "the D". He was very Lemmy Adams.

by Nice Car, son! April 4, 2017

adam matthews

I know it sounds weird. I know most people would laugh at me if I told them in real life. But there's just something so sexually arousing about the thought of being a McDonalds french fry.

Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.

Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care

Oh boy, adam matthews sure does love being gay and ginger and wants to be pegged with a french fry.

by Adam matthews daddy July 27, 2022

Pull an Adam

To decide today is simply not a good day to go to work, for no good reason

Husband: I just don't want to go in honey.
Wife: Don't worry, just pull an Adam

by Stephen666 April 20, 2017