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5am Alpha

a typical 5am alpha is an alternative name for the supporters of 5am and a loyal raine fan. a supporter of 5am is someone who believes it is always 5am. obviously.
it is always 5am therefor everyone should be a 5amer right? but no. unfortunately, there are 5am antis. these are brainwashed people who just want to be quirky.
"Whats the time, Amy?"
"It's 5am!"
"Alpha moment ❤"

"Its 8pm."
"Yeah, of cource YOU'RE AN ANTI, kat."
"whatever, you stupid '5am Alpha'"
by kenmakozumebrainrot December 26, 2021
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Rectal Alpinist

A derogatory term for a male homosexual mostly used as an insult or to occasionally describe a person who does all kinds of favors for their supervisor/CEO within or outside of the company in exchange for benefits on their job.
I've never seen John talking to girls or mentioning them but I've seen him eyeing Mark. He has to be a rectal alpinist.

Andrew got promoted to a product manager position for babysitting CEO's kids and for supporting a new company's marketing management plan although everyone else was against it. He is such a rectal alpinist.
by JiForce January 4, 2022
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Alpha q

A teen sexting code, means "I'll fuck you." Usually used by middle schoolers to avoid getting caught by their parents.
Marty: Hey Maureen, alpha q baby ;)

Maureen: Oh yeah big boy ill give u extra credit ;)
by Joshi Boogychang March 14, 2015
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Alpha

1) Self-description used by pick-up artists who consider themselves to be superior, dominant males.

2) A rapist.
"Oh look, another alpha is trying to claim it's not rape to have sex with someone too drunk to count their own legs."

"He said that if I want to be an alpha, I should just push on through any last minute resistance she puts up."
by NestedLoops October 10, 2014
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emo alphabet

A is for Alone, emos are known for this, but sometimes its just to go free of problems and sway with the music.

B is for Band, many emos are in a garage band.

C is for caring. Emos arent afraid to show their emotions, and they say I love you and mean it. They are much more caring then the modern jock azz.

D is for delicate. Emos are the very rare type of boy that will give you a gentle kiss and be happy, rather then digging into the pants or bra.

E is for emotion, emos show them very well and don't hide them at all. You don't have to go through days to know their personality.

F is for fuckers, all of those people who call all emos 'Gay cutters' Get your facts straight kids.

G is for grand, emos are truly a grand sight for your eyes!

H is for heart. Amazing! Girls listen to this, most emos auctually have one! O_O

I is for intimate. Trust me, emos can be very intimate.

J is for 'Just another stereotype' They have many definitions and opinions, just like all of the other labels out there.

K is for Kiss, and may I mention, they are great at it!

L is for love. Not lust like other guys, but love.

M is for make-up. Some emos wear eyeliner and black nailpolish. This is not gay or bi. Its just hott. Get over yourselves people and accept the truth.

N is for Never. He never hugs to tight, he never walks away when you cry on his shoulder, he never presses you to do something for his pleasure.

O is for only you. If you date one of these rare boys, it is a rare occurence if they cheat.

P is for paper heart. It takes alot for one of these guys to trust a girl, if that girl hurts him, you can almost hear the shredder coming out.

Q is for quest. These boys know their goal in life, and they go toward it.

R is for rain. Rain plays a big part- often they write poems when it rains. Also, their beautiful hair looks perfect in the rain.

S is for she. There are also such a thing as emo girls, some people don't understand.

T is for true. Forget Rihanna and her songs for a moment people. Emos are very true, and loyal. Kindof like a trustworthy dog. O_o

U is for unknown. Most of the 'real emos' are unknown, as there are way too many posers out there.

V is for Vishue, and many other bands that you never heard of. These boys find the unknown, and they treasure it.

W is for Why. Why yet another label? And where. Where did it all start?

X is for XXX. Emos make a new much more modern and better definition for XXX.

Y is yum. Just... yum.

Z is for (as 'panic at the gay bar' said) Zooming in with their camera, because they are a talented photographer who always has the perfect balancing shots.
Person 1 (one of the many 'fuckers'): Oh my god! Look, that guy has shaggy hair! {aka 'emo' hair} He writes lame poetry and cuts his wrists and cries all the time.
Person 2: Dude, your stereotyping again...Read the emo alphabet...
Person 3: *runs up to 'emo' and joins many other girls* Ohmigawd! Your like, so like, totally hawt! Will you go out with me?
by UrNightmare *mwahahahaha* July 15, 2006
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Alphabet Mafia

Person: Hey! Are you a part of the Alphabet Mafia?
Me: Yup! I’m lesbian!
by That one les girl June 4, 2021
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alpaca insemination

When you give yourself head and cum in your mouth. Then you spit the cum into a girl's vagina thus inseminating the girl.
Tom got Sue pregnant by giving her an alpaca insemination.
by Frank420 January 28, 2010
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