Gayzy eye

When a straight married man has a wandering eye for another man.

See, you think they are happily married, but I heard he has a Gayzy eye.

by NOLA Patsmear March 7, 2013

Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)

Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"

by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013

False eyes

when a guy moves his friend in front of him to stare at a girl from a distance while appearing to be looking at his friend; A Perverts way of secretly staring at a girls body without getting caught

Dude, give me some False Eyes so I can stare at Megan

by TheAbusementPark May 31, 2013

eye dust

somebody or something that one hates very much.

She is like eye dust for her stepmum.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 2, 2014

under-eye

To refuse to make eye contact.

The dude was talking to me, but he under-eyed me the whole time.

by Word Hound Nazi July 8, 2014

eye boogies

The crud the accumulates in the corner of a human or animal's eye

Please get a warm washcloth and wipe those eye boogies out of Fido's eyes.

by greyhat January 7, 2015

spam eye

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015