Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Dirty Flurry

An act, between two or more individuals, where one inserts contents of an ice cream McFlurry into his or her anus, to then eject it violently into the other mouth of the other participants.

Alex was craving his dirty flurry, but Grant was still waiting in the drive-thru line to order.

by SPicard October 31, 2017

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

Fluffy Batty

What Austrailians call pancakes.

My Aussie friend Rob and I are going to get some fluffy batty and whipado for breakfast.

by Saintfan January 26, 2010

fluffywuffiness

a technical term for the effect of appearing greater in size by utilising fur... or something

The hamster looks pretty big relative to the snake, even with the unhingeable jaws... could just be all that fluffywuffiness.

by vastheman October 7, 2012

Flush and flee

To defecate in a public toilet, then flush only to see the water level rise, then cheese it without doing anything to remedy the situation.

I had to complain to the Denny's manager after I went to the men's room and discovered the floor wet and vile stench of feces. Some asshole pulled the old flush and flee.

by Red001 April 21, 2015

Fluid master

When your so good at eating pussy and can get any girl to orgasm!

I took this girl home and she said she's never orgasmed from oral..I looked at her and said relax baby..I'm a fluid master!

by Hom2436 January 24, 2018