monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

Sex Corpse

A broad who is perfectly prepared with clothes, makeup and scent so he can get off . One mistake and he can't make it .

He got her behind the bar in the alley because she was a perfect sex corpse .

by hacker jo March 7, 2025

turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Ikarian Sex Swing

A sex swing, secured to your sex partner via melted wax. Similar to Icarus' wings.

I was going to town on my girlfriend last night while she was waxed up in the Ikarian sex swing.

by Icaros6969 June 26, 2022

National Sex Month

The whole if April is National Sex Month but if your love don't want it it get down to making out month

"i will get alot of sex in before NNN since it's National Sex Month "

by National-King March 17, 2021

hoodrat sex

ENGAGING IN ANY TYPE/FORM OF SEXXXUAL CONGRESS INVOLVING AN XXXTREMELY LOOSE, UNINHIBITED PROMISCUOUS PERSON(male or female)....

"Dawg, that chick let me and my entire clique have hoodrat sex with her anyway we wanted to..."

by synz3r3 January 26, 2017

Sex

Sexual intercourse
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I had sex with your mom last night, Gary.
God damnit, Steve!

by soupslush July 15, 2023