oil cock

one who fucks cars

the car mechanic is an oil cock

by Youngboyonpornhub November 27, 2023

weeping cock

The important things.

"We spend a lot of time talking about the important things."
"Weeping cock?"
"Weeping cock."

by Dordobolong April 14, 2022

Sex cock

you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down

if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock

by Evi March 26, 2022

Cock head

The people that decided what gets put on urban dictionary, yeah you reading this! Also please tell me exactly why this can't be put in the dictionary minus this sentence!

Every time I try to submit a word it gets rejected by some stupid cock head!

by Shaving Cream Is Delishos February 26, 2017

Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.

I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!

by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023

coldwater-cock

stage fright, ashamed, nervousness

The new comedian stood on the stage like he had coldwater-cock.

Quit standing there with your coldwater-cock and talk to that girl.

by Rock Thompson October 26, 2006

Cock

Some people have a 20-meter defeater while others have a 20-millimeter defeater. I have a 69-meter defeater though.

Woman: DANGGGG YOU GOT THAT 69 METER DEFEATER
Man: *Takes off fake cock*
Woman: ...

by COCKRIDER6969 March 31, 2022