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sex ed clown

Lanky Kong's current job.
Give creepy lectures with penis and vulva puppets.
$64,439 per year
He earned a degree in a college town and decided to work as a sex ed clown. Now he has a penis puppet and a vulva puppet too. And he'll give a creepy lecture just for you
by Urban Wildlife November 29, 2023
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Sex

Ok so your looking for some juicy stories cause you’re horny so here you go.
"Follow me." I lead him to my bedroom. I walk toward him and kiss him ever so passionately. He doesn't seem to mind because we start to make out. Tounge is included. He leads me the bed and I fall on it. He gets on top of me and his hands slide up my shirt. He grabs and rubs my tits, and I moan. I whisper dirty things in his ear and tell him to take off my shirt. He obeys and soon my bra is off too. He sucks my tits as I grab his crotch. I moan, and he pulls off my pants. He pulls off my panties and I realize he's still fully dressed. He quickly takes off his shirt as I pull off his pants and boxers. I whisper in his ear to fuck me. Soon he's inside of me, fucking me hard. I scream for him to go faster and he obeys. I scream for him to go harder and he obeys. I scream for him to go deeper and he obeys. I moan, my pussy wet. I feel warm liquid seep into my vagina. He cummed. I stick my finger in my pussy, get a fingerful of the stuff, then put it in my mouth and swallow it. We fuck hard throughout the night. And.in the morning we fuck again. Before he leaves we have more sex, and make out. He leaves, and I realize I love him. 2 Months Later

I'm scared, we fucked again a month ago, before he left for his business trip. He's back now and.I'm visiting him. I knock on the door. He answers and I go inside. I tell him we need to talk and he freaks out. When we're both sitting i lean forward and say, "Daniel, I'm pregnant." He gives me a look, and says under his breath, "Fuck
by Wow!What a year! July 28, 2021
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sex

Girl: wanna have sex?

Boy: no go fuck yourself hoeslut
by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021
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mid sex regret

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.
“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”
by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025
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Sex

The storks wake up call
I had sex last last night! (Now a stork must come to deliver a baby)
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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Sex stool

by Another white guy with money January 18, 2022
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